I'm wearing your pants, and I'm not wearing any underwear. Michael Kelso : It was an accident.
Fez : Thank you. Red hates you guys when you're dressed. Steven Hyde : Guys, can we do something besides cruise? Do you want to see her dance?
Kelso : You got both your legs, Frank. It is the Blessed Virgin of Yorba Linda. I can talk to Eric about things that I can't talk about with you.
Fez : Naked is dirty. Dirty, dirty, dirty.
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Okay, I'm in. Michael Kelso : It's not the same, Jackie. I see London, I see Besticle! Jackie Burkhardt : Okay, well like what? Frank : Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam!
Donna Pinciotti : Sure, it's fun for you guys, 'cause you can look at us, and that's a treat. Jackie Burkhardt : [the screen flips. Jackie Burkhardt : His name is Eric : So, you don't want to do it? Tuck it in! Michael Kelso : Yeah, your mom's used of having naked guys around.
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Michael Kelso : See, I can't talk to you. Fez : Dirty, dirty, dirty. Jackie Burkhardt : Well, I have a date too. This was so much fun.
Eric : Kelso, the last time I wore those pants, I wasn't wearing any underwear. Fez : Well, what do you want me to do about it? Two members of the gang get rid of their problems by leaving Point Place.
Michael Kelso : Guess who made out with Pam Macey behind the gym! Not wanting any trouble, Casey breaks up with Donna, who now wants Eric to accept her again, but his decision can cause a backlash in their former relationship. All : No! I'll do it. Michael Kelso : Why not? Steven Hyde : She's not even home, you moron! But we just look at you. Donna Pinciotti : Kelso, your hand's still on my ass. Michael Kelso : Who is he? And that's nasty. Donna Pinciotti : Well Following their breakup, Jackie tries to find a way to get back with Kelso, while Hyde and Fez look for someone to play a prank on.
Eric : Guys, we need a plan. That's the third time tonight we've driven by that house.
Oh, wait, except for the part when our clothes got stolen, you idiot! Jackie Burkhardt : Michael. Steven Hyde : By the way, Fez, nice tattoo, man. Steven Hyde : We can go to my house.